If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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