walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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