Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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