It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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