if you like me you must not know who I am
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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