so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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