i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
It was like getting head from an anaconda
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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