He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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