Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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