garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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