I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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