at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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