Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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