My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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