Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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