So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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