gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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