If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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