Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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