We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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