I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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