The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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