I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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