Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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