I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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