Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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