He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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