it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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