Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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