Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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