Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
North Korea, Best Korea!
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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