I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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