I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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