yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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