A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Your tits are I can't wait for
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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