..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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