I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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