i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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