last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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