Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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