How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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