He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Never underestimate the power of titties
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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