That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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