ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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