The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
this beer tastes like vomit already
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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