He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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