I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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