Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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