You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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