That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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