Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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