But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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