its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Never underestimate the power of titties
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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