But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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